Stressed out by creepy couples in your OKCupid Inbox? Tired of delivering impromptu lectures on Bisexuality 101? Unwind with this adorable grumpy bi pride unicorn bath bomb! Watch the bi pride flag stream and swirl across your tub, coloring the bath water a lovely purple with a hint of sparkle (just like you, right?). Breathe deeply and enjoy the heady fragrance of lemon blossoms or lilac, lazy summer evenings, and absolutely no biphobic crap from anybody.
Also makes an excellent coming out gift or olive branch to any bi person whose personal dating history you have ever idly questioned.
Net weight: 4oz
Not Your Unicorn Bi Pride Bomb
Sodium bicarbonate, citric acid, polysorbate-80, apricot kernel oil, fragrance oil, cream of tartar, kaolin clay, synthetic mica (fluorphlogopite, titanium dioxide, tin oxide, iron oxide, manganese violet), cocoa butter, glitter (fluorphlogopite, titanium dioxide, tin oxide, iron oxide, manganese violet), avocado oil, Blue 1 dye, Red 28 dye, Red 33 dye, titanium dioxide.