Do you want to give a (pre)teen a gift BUT ALSO get back at them? Ride the latest inscrutable youth meme slang into the ground and KEEP GOING with these absolutely mortifying bath bombs, guaranteed to enrage any middle schooler! Scented in a lovely light Dragon Fruit Ginger Ale, these bombs release all the shades of the rainbow in a swirling circle on the surface of your bath before turning the water deep purple and putting out the flames of this particular trend.

The perfect stocking stuffer, 6th or 7th night Chanukah gift, or White Elephant, especially if you work at a school—buy six and get a seventh bomb free! Spread the love/rage.

B, 6th Grader: “What? NO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.”

A, 8th Grader: “That’s it, Mom. I’m disowning you.”

L, 2nd Grader: [hysterical laughter]

Net weight: 4oz